My CV:
Born: 70s Great Britain; grew up "woop nuerth"

Education:
Expelled thrice, left school with a cheeky grin; somehow blagged my way into university

BTEC ONC Jiggery Pokery
BA(Hons) Abstruse Languages with Girl studies
BEng/MEng(Hons) Overspecialised Engineering

Experience:
12 years professional shirking, interspliced with part-time drifting

Personal:
Father of two "mini-me"s, surrealist dyslexic aspergic synaesthesic whisky-loving bucolic surfer.

Mission:
...desperately trying to make TikiWiki work!